You may ask: why
such mundane interests? Isn’t
supervillainy about thinking big?
Perhaps ol’ Mort just
had small ambitions, for
raising stoats and growing
quokkas from seed.
By
the power of Greyskull!
Although they keep turning
into monsters upon reaching
the Blawnox metropolitan boundary.
Fortunately not monsters that
could do damage to
anything larger than a
1967 Mustang. Unfortunately, that’s
the exact size and
shape of the mayor’s
king-sized bedstead and
so the monsters easily
damaged his duvet and