developed cone-shaped breasts
everywhere but on her
birthday, the condition disappeared.
Meanwhile, in South Blawnox
an evil stirred, not
unlike the evil that
stirred in North Blawnox:
a couple of years
earlier. But THIS evil
was even more unlike
D&D evil alignment, which
is popular with goblins.
Meanwhile, in Blawnox harbor
midget submarines (containing midgets)
sank the toy battleships
deployed by the evil
Doctor Mortimer Miniaturization, who
specialized in the tiniest
changes in linguistic nuance
as well as macrame.