forgot Ralph, his prize,
their trousers and all
the combination lock numbers
except for six and
nine. This has resulted
in frustration for any
citizen wanting to unlock
their children for some
precious few seconds of
qualify time with dad.
Mothers, however, are more
or less unconcerned about
perpetually constrained children. They
say things like, "Billy
, put that gun down!
, unless you’re prepared to
pull the trigger. Think
of your poor sweet
site alignment when aiming."
Sadly Madonna’s adopted daughter