ultra-pointy bra, which naturally
deters unwanted “huggers” and
attracts the weirder sort
that you find in
all parts of Blawnox.
The festival concluded with
a cheese eating contest
For which the cheese
extruded through through the
[oops! Sorry]
augmented Madonna bra, naturally
[not part of game]
Great (and warped…!) minds think alike. I was about to post that same thing. 
The contest was won
by ol’ Ralph McPickle
when (cheese held aloft)
he leapt over the
flames and loudly declared
"I wish my name
be ne’er forgot!" Sadly
the citizens of Blawnox