Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

and never stopped. Forever.

in our hearts was

lovely apple-cheeked Polly.

That was because her

body parts were mostly

crunchy, juicy and delicious.

Or so I’ve heard!

Meanwhile, back in Blawnox

decorations were going up

for the annual “Grand

Piano Moving Stair Climb".

Unfortunately last year’s champion

became a human pancake

, enjoyed with syrup and

slices of Polly.

Enormous

lighted piano wreaths were

set afire and floated

downriver where they ignited

Cher’s newest spangly corset

and Madonna’s recently augmented