for them, too, which
is nice. “Behold,” shouted
Bill Murray’s clone, Carl
Yastrzemski, "I live! I
love! I laugh! I
I wet my pants!
I could be President!"
A campaign was launched
to ban Yastrzemski forever
and harvest his organs.
Without spleen or kidneys,
the pie was rather
bland but no one
wanted to offend the
cook, Cpl. “Psycho” Kowalski
Kowalskison, who had never
met the late, great
Ed Sullivan or his
sister, Polly Doolittle, from
Seattle.
It started raining