“Who stole my banjo,”
cried Ike.
“I did!”,
said the kid from
“Deliverance”, out on parole
but not remotely contrite,
For his bango playing
. Meanwhile, on Mount Blawnox
Yangtso the Yeti yearned
for love but received
the Victoria Cross for
Not Forcing Himself Upon
the lovely mountain goats
despite how they provocatively
nuzzled his knees and
stroked his impressively long
toenails. He did, however,
unexpectedly find love in
all the wrong places
, such as Mrs. O’Leary’s
House of Pancakes and