Incontinent Stoats. Moreover, since
yetis are supremely irresistible
to moose, reindeer, and
Lutherans, there are several
armed vigilante hate groups
and former members of
Kiss on the lookout
(when not eating pancakes).
for virgin yetis, notable
baked goods and lusty
, busty, nubile German wenches.
Serving foaming flagons of
fetid French feijoa fizz.
Back home in Blawnox
, the weather suddenly turned
fresh milk into cheese.
Feta, mostly, but also
Wensleydale, Emmental and Cheddar.
This mightily puzzled meteorologists
, most of whom prefer