fresh mozzarella. When the
seas boiled, and blood
dripped from eye sockets
of gaunt-faced fallen angels,
along with some that
hadn’t so much fallen
but had been pushed.
“Climate Change” was blamed
, as you would expect,
but surprisingly so was
Colonel Samuel Bagthorpe, who
nobody much cared for.
His seemingly innocuous rituals
, including but not limited
to slurping eggnog through
his left nostril while
whipping furries dressed up
in crotchless hazmat suits
, top hats and Wayfarers
, madly dancing to the