Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

fresh mozzarella. When the

seas boiled, and blood

dripped from eye sockets

of gaunt-faced fallen angels,

along with some that

hadn’t so much fallen

but had been pushed.

“Climate Change” was blamed

, as you would expect,

but surprisingly so was

Colonel Samuel Bagthorpe, who

nobody much cared for.

His seemingly innocuous rituals

, including but not limited

to slurping eggnog through

his left nostril while

whipping furries dressed up

in crotchless hazmat suits

, top hats and Wayfarers

, madly dancing to the