latest Neil Diamond hit:
Bohemian Heroin Orgy Rhapsody.
Sweet Caroline however was
what the young folks
called their cocaine.
The
dancing stopped abruptly when
the music started. Then
Captain Bagthorpe, drunk on
Grape Nehi, fell down
and began to weep.
He cried, "My life
has been reduced to
Straight Dope Thread Games.
and I’ve never been
offered any blood sacrifices".
Hearing that, his wife
killed a stoat and
said, "Here, dearie, see
? Now let’s go home."
"Can we make stoat