Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

latest Neil Diamond hit:

Bohemian Heroin Orgy Rhapsody.

Sweet Caroline however was

what the young folks

called their cocaine.

The

dancing stopped abruptly when

the music started. Then

Captain Bagthorpe, drunk on

Grape Nehi, fell down

and began to weep.

He cried, "My life

has been reduced to

Straight Dope Thread Games.

and I’ve never been

offered any blood sacrifices".

Hearing that, his wife

killed a stoat and

said, "Here, dearie, see

? Now let’s go home."

"Can we make stoat