Kangaroo.
The sparks flew
two by two through
-out the ship, until finally
the Ark was really
rocking to the sounds
of several thousand squirrels
engaged in flamenco dancing.
Undeterred, the wily captain
spiked the punch and
summoned the ghosts, who
imbibed deeply of spirits
. Luckily their designated driver
was also a qualified
mortician, whose embalming skills
were awful but who
nevertheless smelled really bad.
Unsurprisingly he had no
luck trying to prepare
himself for burial. Instead
he asked his husband