and Harrison Ford’s socks
and, occasionally, a big
kiss on the beak.
But what she REALLY
wants is for Elon
Musk to choke on
a grape while singing
the North Korean National
gangnam style marching powder
anthem. Seems unlikely, though,
if bagpipes are involved
,especially if played by
those flamenco dancing squirrels.
Meanwhile, on Blawnox Island
(a ditch-encircled landfill)
, as tropical storm Micayla
brought a deluge of
historic volume to this
glorified midden, city officials
warned the wealthy inhabitants