Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Reverend Parsnapple’s left arm

- which he lost in

a Blawnox street brawl

against Beyonce, to be

precise - to then be

kept as a trophy

along with several pairs

of underpants and one

Grammy - but it was.

The collection also held

a Venezuelan beaver cheesegrater

, two Scandihoovian joke books,

a gold-plated goldfish,

and - Beyonce’s favourite - a

tube of almond paste

once owned by her

brother’s neighbor’s dentist’s cousin’s

pet parrot. "What does

Polly want," you ask.

“Polly wants a cracker,”