Reverend Parsnapple’s left arm
- which he lost in
a Blawnox street brawl
against Beyonce, to be
precise - to then be
kept as a trophy
along with several pairs
of underpants and one
Grammy - but it was.
The collection also held
a Venezuelan beaver cheesegrater
, two Scandihoovian joke books,
a gold-plated goldfish,
and - Beyonce’s favourite - a
tube of almond paste
once owned by her
brother’s neighbor’s dentist’s cousin’s
pet parrot. "What does
Polly want," you ask.
“Polly wants a cracker,”