and other phallic shapes.
All of a sudden
the papaya market crashed!
Many Gargaadkans leapt to
their multitentacled green feet,
and demanded that Agrippitiana
intervene to avoid a
crisis worse than the
“C-battery Shortage” of 1978.
Unfortunately the queen couldn’t
grow papayas, so she
ordered them from online
while her husband was
Busy pardoning all the
petty courtiers who (naturally)
had stashed their supply
in somewhat uncomfortable locations.
None of them would
surrender their fruits despite
threats of immediate castration