vigorous tickling, however, managed
(Mind your punctuation, folks)
to bring some to
their senses. Consequently, several
kumquats, plums, tart cherries
decided to get baked
, but the apple strudel
refused to comply, deciding
Sergeant Schultz would eat
only non-sentient foods. The
sentient food thing soon
was declared “woke”, so
naturally all of the
trans fats and diverse
cultured large curd cottage
cheeses banded together and
participated in a parade.
One of the clown cars
(the red Blawnox Bullet)
sped off along I94
causing a high speed