Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

orgasm for some onlookers.

You ask, what kind

of noise that makes?

Something like a kookaburra.

Never heard one? Well,

they sound completely UNlike

- which is surprising, because

whatever they don’t sound

like makes no sense.

Meanwhile, Fred and his

sister Dolly had inexplicably

moved to Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch, Wales,

to get away from

their clinging mother who

made them wear ridiculous

but undeniably adorable hats

instead of socks. Furthermore,

their collection of corgis

(also with ultralong names

) was lost forever when