a cat walked by.
The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch police arrived
to question the cat
who immediately confessed to
bringing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch into disrepute
though it was actually
never well-reputed anyway.
Meanwhile, later that evening
the following morning, Dolly
and her pet mongoose
coincidentally named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochrikkitikkitavi, left
Wales and flew to
Walesshiresex, 27 furlongs away
for an entomology conference
hosted by a large
stoat and an even
larger animatronic Sonny Bono.
The first speaker was
pelted with cigarette butts
when they mentioned Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochrikkitikkitavi