. The stoat, however, was
exiled to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu because
of his revolting habit
He just couldn’t stop
cracking his knuckles and
making obscure references to
17th century Swedish philosophers.
Swedborgianism in particular appealed
mainly to Swedish Borg
, unusual in that they
ate meatballs for breakfast.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu residents welcomed him
by singing the song, "
American Pie" in Maori,
however, the poor reception
caused by a faulty
continental plate, meant that
everyone hearing it immediately
fell to their knees
and then yelled OWW!