Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

. The stoat, however, was

exiled to Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu because

of his revolting habit

He just couldn’t stop

cracking his knuckles and

making obscure references to

17th century Swedish philosophers.

Swedborgianism in particular appealed

mainly to Swedish Borg

, unusual in that they

ate meatballs for breakfast.

Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu residents welcomed him

by singing the song, "

American Pie" in Maori,

however, the poor reception

caused by a faulty

continental plate, meant that

everyone hearing it immediately

fell to their knees

and then yelled OWW!