The commotion was so
loud it woke up
a hibernating bear in
Blawnox Forest. This bear
was particularly well hung,
but none too bright
. So he went back
to sleep. Meanwhile, back
in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, the police
sought the hibernating bear
for a treasure hunt
in the Blawnox hinterlands.
The search turned out
to be for naught
because all the while
a category seven hurricane
on Jupiter was threatening
to cancel the Jovian
High-Gravity Hydrogen Chili Cookoff
, but luckily it didn’t.