Or so they thought!
Meanwhile, on planet Blawnox
Glzorpian etichuka the hamster
studied his voting form…
while sipping his coffee.
He decided his votes
(note the plural usage)
should, in all fairness,
count triple because he
has three heads and
therefore six nostrils, so
ammonia is his death
-causing compound of choice.
But first he composed
his thoughts and voted
repeatedly in Chicago, for
the hotdogs there are
not only sentient, but
explode when thrown vigorously
. Once again, sentient food