prevented democracy from prevailing
as per usual. Fortunately,
carrots took pity upon
Those with carrot juicers
, and began plotting to
insert themselves in places
no self-respecting carrot
would go on Sunday
Except those with bent
forks and bad attitudes.
Some carrots are quite
tasty, but others are
rude and bad tempered.
However, unlike most root
causes of inappropriate behaviour
, the carrots’ excuse was
being grown in Blawnox;
a city not famous
. And furthermore, the parsnips
neither parse, nor snip