! What they do do
is snipe pears, but
that’s a topic for
another storytelling thread, surely.
Suddenly, Klingel the Merciless
coughed up a small
alleyway, which echoed for
untold aeons before he
decided to break into
theatre, with his impressive
performance as Othello truly
awe inspiring and weird
in the way that
only the most pedestrian
theatre-goer could find
tolerable. As for every
non-theatre-goer, nobody asked them.
Roger Ebert once noted
he’d never kissed a
stoat, but that hardly