any film critics he
talked to had. Instead
of pants, he wore
thigh high compression socks.
It’s a small wonder
they never kissed any
weasels, polecats or ferrets
because if they had
PETA would cry abuse
, and they’d be right!
for once in their
lives, PETA could really
sing joyful songs of
stoat worship and truly
Get something right for
a change. But really,
who wants to hear
PETA people singing anything?
Meanwhile, back in west
Phalangistan, Roberta Register observed