Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

. But other than that

, it was no big

surprise when poisonous spiders

rained down upon the

charred remnants of the

cast members where they

last enjoyed applause and

approbation. Unfortunately, later that

afternoon, around four o’clock

or so, Britney Spears

sauntered into a library

to return “The Last

Battle (Chronicles of Narnia)”

and a stack of

toilet paper rolls pilfered

from the Pentagon storeroom.

The Head Librarian abruptly

slapped Britney across her

cute li’l cheeks, then

climbed to the top