. But other than that
, it was no big
surprise when poisonous spiders
rained down upon the
charred remnants of the
cast members where they
last enjoyed applause and
approbation. Unfortunately, later that
afternoon, around four o’clock
or so, Britney Spears
sauntered into a library
to return “The Last
Battle (Chronicles of Narnia)”
and a stack of
toilet paper rolls pilfered
from the Pentagon storeroom.
The Head Librarian abruptly
slapped Britney across her
cute li’l cheeks, then
climbed to the top