and tops of motor
homes on the interstate.
Meanwhile, 50 miles south
and going downhill fast,
the Soapbox Derby champion
downed his sixteenth vodka
and careened into a
vodka distillery, where he
vast pools of molten
ethanol caught fire and
exploded, vaporising the entire
original cast of Glee.
The firestorm quickly spread
to the Blawnox suburbs,
consuming McMansion after McMansion.
Huge clouds of toxic
phosgene killed every living
cast member from “The
Real World: Mogadishu," causing
Nielsen ratings to plummet