serious traffic jams along
the villains’ escape routes
and they took shelter
in a cardboard box
once they removed the
six newborn tabby kittens.
To make matters worse
P.E.T.A. commandos parachuted in
behind enemy lines, guns
a-squirting, mouths a-frothing, ears
a-ringin’, tongues a-waggin’, toes
a-tappin’, eager to finally
lay down their lives
Well, not their lives, but
the lives of some
hard living hard fighting
retired Venezuelan beaver cheesemakers.
Meanwhile, backstage at the
Venezuelan cheese warehouse, a
major accounting error was