Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

causing stress to hundreds

of young beaver accountants.

“Stock cannot be negative!”,

Bucky McToothface complained, waving

a pistol around and

threatening to shoot anyone

looking suspicious.

“BANG!” went

the massive nuclear warhead.

With a BANG! flag

, Timmy’s toy pistol was

blamed for the nuclear

holocaust that ensued. Melvin

grabbed his rubber duck

and used it to

shield himself from the

intense deadly radiation. Alas,

what he really needed

was time to finish

his bath.

Later that

evening Melvin asked, "why