oh why oh why?"
but only the ghosts
cared enough to respond.
Their response, however, was
disappointing to everyone except
Samson the Sadducee Strangler.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
, also known as Li’l
Jack Horner XVIII, sadly
soon strangled by Samson,
died intestate, so probate
was late and inadequate
but nobody cared because
his will stipulated that
stoats inherited the house.
along with ferrets and
evictees from Toad Hall.
(Be sure to check preceding posts’ punctuation, folks)
Toad Hall’s docents naturally
worried about losing their
Social Security benefits, because