Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

oh why oh why?"

but only the ghosts

cared enough to respond.

Their response, however, was

disappointing to everyone except

Samson the Sadducee Strangler.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

, also known as Li’l

Jack Horner XVIII, sadly

soon strangled by Samson,

died intestate, so probate

was late and inadequate

but nobody cared because

his will stipulated that

stoats inherited the house.

along with ferrets and

evictees from Toad Hall.

(Be sure to check preceding posts’ punctuation, folks)

Toad Hall’s docents naturally

worried about losing their

Social Security benefits, because