they’d cashed out their
retirement accounts when they
fell prey to the
Amway pyramid scheme promising
unlimited swingers club access
and plentiful BlawnoxBux coupons.
Sadly, most Blawnox swingers
were aspiring Olympic gymnasts
and Amway Gold Producers.
Their signature gymnastic move
involved spanking each others
buttocks followed by fellatio.
It wasn’t, however, all
fun and games, there
was also macroeconomic theorizing
for the hard-core masochists
. Even the fellatio was
less than ideal, for
oral hygiene in Blawnox
is sadly lacking. Too