much garlic and onions
have led residents to
shrug off toothpaste and
the wearing of pants.
This speaks volumes about
the desirability of their
teeth and naughty bits.
Many of those bits
(well, some, at least)
aren’t all they’re cracked
up to be. Three
, in particular, are simply
unpleasant to look at.
Don’t take my word
score in Scrabble as
the best possible; you
can always rules-lawyer
your way to trillions
by the cunning use
of mind control and