Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

much garlic and onions

have led residents to

shrug off toothpaste and

the wearing of pants.

This speaks volumes about

the desirability of their

teeth and naughty bits.

Many of those bits

(well, some, at least)

aren’t all they’re cracked

up to be. Three

, in particular, are simply

unpleasant to look at.

Don’t take my word

score in Scrabble as

the best possible; you

can always rules-lawyer

your way to trillions

by the cunning use

of mind control and