paranormal divining with rods
made of purified electrum.
But that’s just me.
Meanwhile, two weeks earlier,
in a pocket dimension
notable for its splendid
interior design but lamentable
deteriorating gold plumbing fixtures
a gang of toilet
thieves wouldn’t even covet
this counterfeit Kohler crap.
Suddenly cracks appeared near
the space-time barrier
. The solution? Silicone caulk!
Sillycone space shenanigans ensued!
Silicon lifeforms especially approved
of this, but they
were distracted by the
pictures of nekkid women.
Their high silicone content