(specifically the silicone arrangement)
far exceeded levels seen
by Blawnox University scientists.
So, “hands on” research
was not terribly unpleasant.
"What good is all
this lubricant?” they mused.
But later that evening
they were shown what
Lt. Hurwitz really meant
when she sang, 'Everything’s
Been Tampered With Twice
(And Coming Up Roses),’
while accompanying herself on
a handful of roofies
and a golden harp.
Also a nose flute
made of Juicy Fruit
and a discarded boot,
oh what a hoot