, unembarrassed in her birthday
suit, on a toot,
she ravaged the neighborhood.
That was not good
but she avoided arrest
by revealing her enhanced
mind-control ability on cops
. Though the Blawnox PD
was wise to it.
She decided to take
her show on the
slippery slope of silly
snow covering the city.
Her act was noticed
by Groom of Stool
, King of a planet
only marginally smaller than
Horton’s Whos’ dust speck.
But just small enough
for Dr. Seuss to