plant three acres of
primo and potent ganja.
Polyphonic singers started to
hum and snap their
fingers in syncopated fashion
until their untimely demise
followed by partial resurrection
filmed for TikTok viewers
(who couldn’t be bothered
even putting on pants)
, which is just typical.
(Wearing pants, after all,
can inhibit dance moves.)
The ganja, once harvested,
was enjoyed by every
person except for Bob.
Bob, you may recall,
swore off ganja after
his wife Trixie-Lynne-Luanne-Patty-Mary-Patty-Donna insisted
sold the trailer for