some magic beans.
When
suddenly, out of nowhere
Jimbo the Alligator said,
“I need a massage!”
"You and me both
," Blawnox Mayor Lucinda Goldstein
exclaimed. She was under
deep hypnotic sedative anesthesia
and about to have
her spleen polished when
Jimbo woke her up.
“It’s time, Lucinda,” said
Jimbo, her trusty talking
jackalope with pigeon toes
, a sharp tongue and
an orthopedic trench coat
“My spleen,” asked Lucinda, "
"Feels like discarded Vegemite,
minced stoat and syphilitic
donkey brains! Why?"
Jimbo