dark chocolate and cyanide.
Unnoticed by the belligerents,
the mailman nearly fainted
upon seeing naked photographs
of the Mayor’s wife,
and that was before
the SWAT team really
wanted to be lumberjacks!
Breaking out in song,
the snipers crooned “Feelings,”
giving away their positions,
Then they all died.
Saint Peter frowned, and
gathering his tattered robe,
trudged upstairs to bed
and turned off the
Acme electric blanket since
there’s no electricity in
the eternal celestial abode.
Calvin said to Hobbes