"What do you mean,
my imaginary tiger pal?
Are you saying that
JFK was abducted by
alien transvestites, and taken
to a Martian brothel,
where they were enslaved
and forced to learn
the ways of the
Pakled/Nausicaan hybrid slave
caste. Luckily, their duties
were dusting and vacuming
the Serene Emperor’s harem.
All along the watchtower
not a creature was
stirring, not even a
velociraptor named Steve; instead,
just as the volcano
spewed up lava and
small Chinese marmoset collars,