Gilligan and the Skipper
cast their gazes skyward
as 1000 parachutes deployed
in unison. Paratroopers giggled
into bullhorns aimed at
the milling Latvian masses
who sacrificed their last
Snickers bar to the
eldrich god Nyarlathotep.
When
TMZ got wind of
Miley Cyrus going nude
on a date with
Charlie Sheen and his
good friend Wile E.
Dingo, paparazzi swarmed the
Dingo family compound, eagerly
hopping around on some
rose petals left from
Miley’s and Charlie’s intimate
tryst on the top