of Mount Crumpet. But
when Roseanne Barr emerged
from the top of
the tiny clown car,
Charlie ran away screaming.
He was not alone.
Lurking in the shadows
, Alan, his brother, and
Mitzi, the midget wrestler
performed a pile-driver on
Hulk Hogan, who was
minding his own business
while sniffing the flowers
with Ferdinand the bull.
Roseanne was hopping mad
that Darlene had stolen
the rare, ruby red
slippers, while Dorothy Gale
walked barefoot upon hot
coals in the witch’s