garden of exotic tortures.
"I got you now,
cackled the witch’s tiny
flying monkey, her favorite
mutated primate sidekick, as
Toto was fed to
a ravenous Tin Man.
“Hey,” the Lion bellowed
,“Where’s my delightful delicacy?”
"Shut up, you furball
or I’ll shave off
the rest of your
mane with these rusty
old scissors," Glinda sneered.
"And you, Scarecrow! You
brainless nincompoop! I’ll make
a flea-bitten mattress out
you!" The Scarecrow yawned,
saying, "You forgot a
fourth exclamation point, honey."