What Glinda didn’t know
And Elphaba wouldn’t admit
was that the Scarecrow
had secretly made a
pact with the Wizard
where they would conspire
to assemble outta wire
a key, most cunning
in design, to unlock
any manacles. Scarecrow grabbed
his trusty Red Ryder
rifle. "You’ll shoot your
eye out, Hay Boy!"
He raised the barrel,
held his breath, and
mulled over Hillary’s likelihood
of becoming a female
, male or transgender candidate
just like Robert Redford
in “Jeremiah Johnson 2.”