Meanwhile, his target had
collapsed into a mist
dragon named Philip, whose
farmer friend, Zeke, supplied
second-hand condoms to the
Primo Pimp of Pasadena,
at an incredible discount
that saved him enough
kablingy to afford chartreuse
boxer shorts. But then,
boxing was outlawed in
Outer Elbonia-Dilbert however
, so curling was adopted
immediately as Europe’s official
pastime, edging out Yahtzee.
Hasbro was not amused
and immediately filed suit.
Their lawyer, Hans Broobyton,
a former professional Yahtzer,
was willing to roll