up in his Lamborghini
it crashed into lots
of oversized fuzzy dice,
and he screamed “YAHTZEE!”
Then the gigantic cup
shattered, resonating precisely with
the voice of Maria
, an agoraphobic who only
came outside under conditions
too lengthy to enumerate
, but we will anyway:
on Leap Year Day,
on National Pickle Day,
of course, on Festivus,
and when the Cubs
starting using celebrity talent
as their mascots.
Meanwhile,
Maria’s imaginary friend Fred
(Frederick, to his friends,)
suddenly became real, which