Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

was quite confusing, as

Frederick was conjoined to

Felicia, his identical Siamese

–and still imaginary–twin

"We bring a message

It better be good

flapjacks you are serving!"

They’re Grandma’s secret recipe.

And woe to blasphemers

who don’t like blueberries

and eat their pancakes

with Aunt Jemima Lite.

Frederick and Felicia hastily

wiped their sticky faces

on Grandma’s old knickers

Regards,
Shodan

which hadn’t been washed

since the Civil War.

Of course, General Grant

sobered up long enough

during the May campaign