to give Grandma the
newly washed knickers, which
she delightedly put on
her pet Shar-Pei named
Shlomo Horowitz, in honor
of Yom Kippur, which
Grant celebrated by guzzling
two quarts of fine
gin. Anyway, Felicia roared,
"I want a man
with slow hands and
a bouncy set of
rear-view mirror fuzzy dice
on his purple Hyundai
with the 3-inch whitewalls."
She heard only crickets.
Night had fallen in
Mayberry. Barney Fife whistled
the Twilight Zone theme
as he weighed existentialism.