Slowly extracting his bullet,
he dropped his gun
just as Aunt Bee
dropped the stolen Windex
bottle down her blouse.
“Great googly moogly!” Barney
exclaimed. "Aunt Bea is
hiding stuff in her
brassy-ear! That’s lewd conduct!"
From within the ample
bosom of the redoubtable
Gaea herself there erupted
a blast of foul
balls and tobacco-stained
hand-embroidered linen hankies that
badly needed a thorough
burning; the vile mucus
was surprisingly tasty, although
Floyd the Barber hesitated
to trim Howard’s moustache