with mucus on it.
Then Howard met his
biological father online, and
thought he was a
diseased Cuban or Slovenian;
based on his unusual
hygiene practices and quaint
habit of smearing rancid
mayonnaise in his moustache.
“Where’s my mayonnaise, Howie?”
"Right here, in the
dog’s bowl. But don’t
expect any hot dates
, Daddy-O!" The video chat
had been intercepted by
Boris, nefariously twirling his
lasso, as he watched
bootleg pornographic SpongeBob videos
while squeezing his “sponge”
porno doll, her lips