puckering seductively in the
luxury sedan’s rearview mirror.
Stanley, the chauffeur, never
changed his underwear, except
after the ‘noodle’ incident
during the blizzard of
1843 (he looked younger
than his license picture
, which was yellowed and
had him sporting a
exuberantly frizzy handlebar mustache).
Stanley worshipped his beautiful
cocker spaniel, Lady Di,
with her strawberry blonde
eyes and her long
tail, which she chewed
on obsessively. Meanwhile, in
Florida, a man wildly
genuflected before the obelisk
in love with Cher