and willing to sacrifice
his beloved first-born
to the pop diva
Coca Cola Lola, who
once had an affair
with Rush Limbaugh (surprisingly,
he never reciprocated), the
secret chairman of the
Florida Right-wing Mole Men
Fat Bloviating Idiot Society,
which recently decreed that
No one is excuse
d from talk radio if
they have lips and
a torso full of
gall and hot air.
Stanley, the chauffeur, resolutely
refused to wear socks
because it was Thursday,
which, according to his