guru, meant bare feet
as he walked over
to McDonald’s for his
daily Happy Meal while
pocketing his boy toy
Percy, the flamboyant connoisseur
of really lousy hamburgers
extra malty malts, and
the world’s best tea.
"Oh, Percy, fetch me
a spittoon. I’m going
to Disneyland, and I
will ride every ride
, except for that infernal
It’s A Small World,
and punch the mascots."
Percy instantly realized that
they would need to
hire a large, over-priced
sentient robot made of